Day 13: "Dialogue"

" I won't do it."

"Oh come on!"

"Nope. I absolutely despise this entire idea. Don't look at me like that. You're getting no from me. I will not ever even contemplate the possibility....I can't. I shan't. I won't."

"I'll turn you into and human."

"You wouldn't dare!"

"I can, I have, and I'll do it again."

"Get that stick away from me you, you, you pickle nosed walrus in witches rags!"

"HA! You can't get away from me you glorified chicken!"

"I swear to you Morgana, you poke me with that bit of twig you call a wand one more time and you'll never sleep again!"

"Then get off your feathery behind and do your job Garthem."

"I'm a familiar, not a scrying stone. I won't stoop to spying on your boyfriend for you. You have a crystal ball for that." 

"You know he can tell when someone is looking in on him. Just fly down to the stables and see if he really is leaving."

"He said he was."

"I....I don't believe it." 

"Then go down there yourself. The worst that can happen is you step in horse poop while apologizing."

"Don't think  that just because you've flown up in the rafters your safe. I can still see your beady little eyes shining in the dark."

"Do your worst. It's not me you're upset with anyway. You want to curse someone so bad go jinx his horse to walk backwards for the next ten miles and leave me out of it."

"My mother left you to me as some kind of punishment."

"Yeah? Well it feels like a cosmic joke to me as well....Don't forget your cloak it's pouring out there."

"If this goes badly I hope your feathers all fall out."

"Love you too mistress."